Thursday, February 22, 2007

Champagne Supernova - Oasis.

Words Form the Wise.

That is right I am the WISE ONE.

-Smiling will get to Ladies.
-Dancing however terrible is more fun than watching from the Grand Stand.
-If you go shopping and you have no money put your hands in your pockets. This does two things makes you look awesome like me and stops you from picking things up off of the shelf's. Thus purchasing them.
-Drinking in moderation makes you THA MAN.
-Sometimes taking a plunge and seeing what the world provides is thrilling. Take that leap of faith.

That is it for today's lesson if you have more question consult your nearest badger.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Twist and Shout - The Beatles

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is the greatest movie ever. I hope one day I will have the confidence to be half as charismatic as Ferris Bueller. And that car. Drool.

The rain sucks but watching movies is fun.

I love region free games. All distributors should distribute only region free game. Much better for the consumer. But hey what does the consumer matter anyway. It is only about the money.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Sea Legs - The Shins

The Shins new album is way cool. Wincing the Night Away is one of those albums you just have to listen too. And it is not to hard to do. You do not need to invest to much of anything to "get it". It is fun, deep, diverse, lose, just plain rocks.

Operation Credit Card Freedom.

Today was the day that OCCF was puled off. A little background info to begin. I need a credit card to buy things for my holiday. Today I got a credit card. well not so much got as got the details. See it is my dads. I covertly copied the number using many skills I learnt from TV. Like Stealing, Graffiti, Murder, Public Nuisance, Swearing. And some I learnt from movies. Skateboarding, Sweet Jumps on my Mountain-bike, Selling Drugs, Hugging people for far to Long, Pirating. So anyway I got what I wanted. Much fun to be had.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

My Brilliant Feat - Colin Hay

Were to begin . . . Heroes was awesome on Wednesday night. So awesome in fact I went and found the first 4 episodes. The wild is fun. Confusing sometimes but way cool.

I chopped my finger with a axe. Got six stitches as a result. The stitches are out now. The doctor had my in Stitches for seven days. This guy is hilarious. But not seven days hilarious.

I am just a modern guy I get a little carried away.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Elevators - Outkast

I like OXS because it is friendly.

I love my new phone.

I hate the "Friend Zone". I always fall into the friend zone. I need to be more aggressive in my pursuit of relationship. Speak me mind. Tell them what I want. I wish I had more fans than the average man. This year I will change.

I think I will get the 70L Eagle Creek Maiden Voyage. It is designed to fit women. Ask my brother and he would tell you I am a women. Therefore, I can use this backpack. Plus who would know. Only train-spotting wankers that is who. It $299.95. I think it will be worth it. It comes with a lifetime warranty. Eagle Creek is a strong brand. And I like the colours it comes in. Just don't tell my dad. He would say in his passive aggressive way "Why did you do that".