She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips.

A travellers check list I found. Holy Cow.

Pre Departure

• Passport
• Visa
• Health Documentation
• Transportation Tickets
• Emergency Information
• Insurance
• Hotel Reservations
• Currency
• Credit Cards
• Guide Books and Maps
• Trip Cancellation/ Medical Insurance
• Personal Identification
• Copies of Airline Tickets & Passport
• Special Event Reservations

Travel Gear

• Main Travel Bag (Travel Pack/ Duffle Bag/ Luggage)
• Packing Accessories (for clothes, small stuff and toiletries)
• Security (Passport Carrier/ Locks/ Luggage Tags)
• Document Organizer
• Everyday Bag

It continues.

Toiletries

• Comb / Brush
• Toothbrush / Paste
• Dental Floss
• Deodorant
• Soap-Personal & Laundry
• Hair Care
• Sunscreen / Lipbalm
• Razors / Shaving Cream
• Towel / Washcloth

Hold on. Nope.

Everyday Basics

• Raincoat/ Umbrella
• Visor or Brimmed Hat
• Camera, Lenses, Film
• Binoculars
• CD/ Cassette Player
• Travel Alarm
• Language Books
• Reading Materials
• Address Book
• Pen/Pencil
• Games/ Playing Cards
• Water Bottle
• Hand Sanitizer/ Towlettes
• Travel Neck Pillow
• Eye Shade/ Ear Plugs
• Portable Door Lock
• Tissues/ Toilet Paper
• Keys

STOP NOW. This is silly.

Ok. That is a list the i modified to suit my own personal style. Holy cow. That is a lot of stuff to take and do before I leave. I think i will need some lube to fit all of this on my person.